You seek Crackton’s wisdom, as many do. Crackton’s mom once commanded him to share with all and he has taken that advice to heart. But with all worthwhile journeys, a price must be paid. The great Thermodynamic God demands nothing less than the balance of gain and loss.

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The Crackton Storehouse of Knowledge is open for trade, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, 100 years a century, 10 centuries a millennium, and 1000 millenniums a megayear. Wherever you travel in time, you can be assured of a Crackton Outlet*. Teleport Now!

*In cases of war, famine or pestilence, the Crackton Outlet may be relocated to a different decade. Look for the standard Time Detour signs and follow Time’s Arrow. Crackton is not responsible for wrong turns into the wrong era.