Unfortunately, the DeSoto Time Machine doesn’t come cheap. Crackton’s ethics prevent him from robbing the past to pay for future journeys, but you can help!

Of course, Crackton appreciates subscribing to the channel as we explore the past together. “But Jim, how do we subscribe?” Easy! Just Click Here! Join the Cracktonians as we explore the past-iverse!

Wait, Crackton has a Patreon?

But you seem like the sort that may want to join the expedition, rather than just wait for details. It’s said that back in the day, Sir Ernest Shackleton placed a newspaper ad looking for adventurers for an arctic expedition: “Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in case of success.”

Shackleton. Crackton. Hmm. [Crackton admits nothing. Nothing!]

Fortunately, you can support the journey in less hazardous conditions by visiting Crackton’s Patreon! The material rewards are great, but the honor and recognition are even better. Check it out now!